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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male
hai ya Female ?
(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question)
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-

Teacher, Teacher It's Female
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte
Hain, Idiot.

Teacher got tensed with answer
whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske Bacche- Kyo nahi hote ?

Teacher more tensed...
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.

Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver
Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte
Hain. Phir Bachche -Kyon Nahin Hote?

Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi pehanke Chadte Hain.
.
.
Teacher Behosh!

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
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Dr: aapko brain tumer hai

Pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)

Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?

Pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.

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Train me santa ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne

vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche gujarati gujju baitha tha.
Gujarati gujju: apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega
Santa: koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

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Ladkiwale hamko ladka pasand hai shadi kab krni

hai? Ladkewale abhi to ladka study kar raha hai,

ladkiwale hamari ladki koun si bandariy h jo kitab faad degi

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Santa apni maa se pitne ke bad ghar ke bahar baitha tha
Baap-kya huwa
Santa-papa,tumhari biwi ke sath ab mera guzara nahi ho sakta

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