User: Yogesh33g

Added 5 years ago

If a girl gets 90% marks her response..
"Kamina 2 marks aur deta toh uska kya jata"
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If a boy gets 35% marks he says.
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"Check karne wala devta tha yaar..

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Added 5 years ago

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the...
Raste me ek pari milti hai,
Pari:"ek-ek wish batao main poorikarugi.."
1st:"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.."
Pari ne kar diya..
2nd :"mujhe bhi aisa kar do.."
Pari ne kar diya......
3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.
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"Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo...
Moral:" -Har ek Friend kamina hota hai \m/

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Added 5 years ago

Maa:"Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??
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Pappu:"Yo Mom Its Fashion
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Maa:"Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri Behen K Liye rishte leke Aate Hai or Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai...:p :O:D

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Added 5 years ago

Height of prank call
Phone rings...
Tring tring......
Boy :- Hello, Roshni hai kya....???
Girl :- Nahi....
Boy :- toh candle jala na..pagal.

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Added 5 years ago

Girl- kya tum mare liye chand tod k la sakte
ho..???
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Boy- phir dharti k chakker kon tera baap lagayega.. :P

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