User: sonu silver

Added 5 years ago

संता ने एक बार अपने बेटे का टेस्ट लेने की सोची| उसने बेटे से पुछा: बेटा 5,6 के बाद क्या आता है?
बेटा:7,8
संता:शाबास मेरा बेटा, अच्छा 7,8 के बाद|
बेटा:9,10
संता:बहुत ही अच्छा और इसके बाद.......
बेटा:जी गुलाम,बेगम,बादशाह

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Added 5 years ago

Chintu-ye barf ka tukda haath me lekar itne gaor se kya dekh raha hai?
Pintu-dekh raha hu ki ye lik kaha se kar raha hai.

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Chand ke paas sitare bahut hai,
but,Sitaro ke paas chand ek hi hai,
Aapke paas hamare jaise dost bahut hai,
but,hamare paas aapke jaisa dost ek hi hai.

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Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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