User: Narendra patida

Added 6 years ago

Teri dosti mein kuch aisi baat hai.har waqt teri yaad mere saath hai.dil chahta hai ke tujhe tujh hi se churalu.par mummy kehte hai chori karna buri baat hai.

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Added 6 years ago

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Confuse Ho Gaya Ke Aapni Biwi Se Kya Baat Kre..


Bohot Sochne Ke Bad Aakhir Bola-
Tumhare Ghar Walo Ko Pata Hai Na Tum Aaj Raat Yahi Pe Rukogi...
:-D

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Added 6 years ago

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

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Added 6 years ago

Santa doctor se-Doctor sahab meri problem h ki
1.)khana khane k baad bhukh nhi lagti
2.)kaam karke thak jata hu
3.)Sokar uthu to nind nhi aati
4.)Pani pi lu to pyas nhi lagti
Aap btaiye main kya karu.

Dr. Santa se-Raat ko suraj ki roshni me aankh kholkar so jana thik ho jaoge.

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Added 6 years ago

Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey
poocha, k mera mahboob kya kar-
raha hai,
Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh,.-Pehli baat toh yeh
kay main tere
baap ka naukar nahi hoon -Doosri baat ye kay itni upar se kuch
nazar nahi aata -Teesri baatye k yeh Chichora pan
tum log zameen tak hi Rakho"

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