User: Narendra patida

Added 6 years ago

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
-

Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

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Added 6 years ago

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Added 6 years ago

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Added 6 years ago

Mai KiTNa NaSaMaZ Hu DoST
Jo
Teri KHaMoSHi Aur UDaSi Ki WajaH B SaMaZ Na SaKa
Wo To

SHam Ko AuNTy Ne BaTaYa

Ke

Aj Teri PiTai HuYi Hai
:-(

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Added 6 years ago

Jethalal- aare daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayega,
daya- tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye maine battery nikal di he....

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