User: monuhaldar

Added 5 years ago

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
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Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

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Added 5 years ago

Rahull-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor-ha ha bilkul.

rahul-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai...
''''monu'''

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Added 5 years ago

Suna h kal aapki kanpati pe Bandar ne banduk rakhi ,
Or apko 2 option diye,
1. Jaan do ya
2. Use kiss karo.

Khushi hui k aaj aap zinda ho...
Great decision.

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Added 5 years ago

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai,

thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,

kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost

kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

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Added 5 years ago

Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?

Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai

gaon ja rai hu,

Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"

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