User: "deep"

"deep" Posted In Funny Sms
Added 5 years ago

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
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MADAM : shor mat karo nahi tokhadda kar dungi..
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Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

'Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)'

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

'GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P;)'

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

'What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Added 5 years ago

*One* * Special *
* Surprise 4 u *
Close Ur Eyes!
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u cheat
u didn’t close Ur eyes.
so no surprise
Only
“GOOD NIGHT”

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