User: "deep"

Added 5 years ago

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Sweet Sweet Sweet Good Night………

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"deep" Posted In Funny Sms
Added 5 years ago

SANTA COMES FROM OFFICE IN A VERY SAD MOOD.

HE SAYS- BANTA, AAJ EK LADKI NE OFFICE MEIN SABKE SAAMNE MUJHE THAPPAD MAARA.

BANTA-KYUN?

SANTA- LADKI NE KAHA 'AAJ CLIENT AANEWALA HAI TO MAIN LATE JAAONGI'

BANTA-IS BAAT PAR THAPPADMAARA?

SANTA- NAHI,JAB MAINE USSEPUCHA
'ARRE YAAR, CLIENT AAYEGA TO TUM KYUN LATEOGI'.TAB MAARA.
SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

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Added 5 years ago

FAN Changed To “AC”
RADIO Changed To “TV”
CASSETTE To “CD”
LOVER To “WIFE”
BUT
“FRIENDS” saale kitne bhi Kaminey ho,
There is No option…
They will never b replaced…

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
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Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa ka bhai USA se aaya.

Aate hi : Bhai maa kaha hai ?

Santa : Wo to mar gai.

Bhai : Saale tune mujhe btaya Q ni?

Santa : Socha surprise dunga..!!!

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