User: "deep"

"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h...
.
to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
.
agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
.
Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De O.o

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage
Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k
liye
1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Dusri Shadi k liye kya
dabaun?
Santai: khoteyaa...Dusri shadi k liye pehle
wali
ka gala dabaa ..!

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Added 5 years ago

Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :-

kutta mar gya razai mein

Main pagal hu teri judai mein

Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta

Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz kiya hai
Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera

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Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
.
Wah
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Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
.
VAHI RUK JAAO.
warna me goli chala dunga.

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