User: "deep"

Added 5 years ago

Arz kiya hai........
Gaur Farmaiyega...

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,

Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,

Par jab pata chala

nazar permenent tirchi hai,

To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum..

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Added 5 years ago

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me
LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi
khAyA? :p ;->

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Added 5 years ago

ladki college counter
mein : fee jama kar do
counter wala : abhi nahi
lunch ke baad
ladki : le lo na
counter wala : kaha na
lunch ke baad lunga
ladki: ladki lunch ke baad
mere PERIOD shuru ho
jaega

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Added 5 years ago

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte
hai -

Bhoot Insan ko darane
ke liye

Machchar Insan ko
satane ke liye &Husband
or

Wife Insan ko banane
k liye....

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Added 5 years ago

MASJID = 6 words
CHURCH = 6 words
MANDIR = 6 words
and
QURAN = 5 words
BIBLE = 5 words
GEETA = 5 words
Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh.
6-5 = 1
.
.
SABKA MAALIK EK
iss Bar sabhi ko Like
krna padega.....

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