User: "deep"

"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Agar Aap chahte ho ki
LADKI
Pehle haath me le..
Phir muh me daale..
Phir jor se chuse..
Aur baad me
Paise bhi de. .
TOH FIR
...
K U L F I
Becho.

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Bacha maa se - Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
.
Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant
kehte hai...!!
.
2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
.
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi
hai???
...
Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu
or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai..

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Sirf Mard Jaantey Hain
kay
"Subah Sirf Sooraj He
nahi
Uthta"
.
.
.
.
.
Jisey samjh aya wo
.
Like kare
.
.
.
baqi
.
Elaaj karwayen.

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Boy to girl.
Boy-can i touch your
software ?
Girl-show me first your
hardware.
Boy-can i install it in your
system?
Girl- yes ok, if u cover it
from anti-virus.

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad
ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos
karti hai!

1. Kitna LAMBA tha,

2. Kash thoda TIME aur
mil jata,

3. Pehle DARR lag raha
tha, par kitna EASY
gaya.

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