User: "deep"

"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa court mein judge
se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult
nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne
mujhe nahate hue dekh
lia he!
Judge: to tum kya
chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Teacher: What is
love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

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Added 5 years ago

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To
Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To
Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna
Ho To, Aapki Marji!

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Added 5 years ago

Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza
v tod diya..

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

GF: Where R u ... ??
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PAPPU: I'm At"Bank"
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GF: I Need 30,000 For
New Cell
Phone&10,000 For New
Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean
I'm At'Blood Bank
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"KHOON PIYEGI
KHOON"... ??

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