User: khali

khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Husbnd in susral
teling 2 wife:
ao s*x karen
wife: Nahi ye mery
baap ka ghar hy
sharm ati hy mujy,
Husbnd:mery baap
ka ghar koi chakla hai
jo roz tyar hoti
ho..

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

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