User: khali

khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

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khali Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

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