User: Ra.one

Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Boy: Magic dekhegi?
Gal: Haa
Boy: Apni skirt utar,
ab ghum,
Ab jhuk,
ab tujhe piche ungli mehsus hui?
Gal: Haa
Boy: Ye dekh mere dono hath
upar hai.
Gal: Wow, kaise kiya.

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Biwi ko din me karoge to wo
sust rahegi,
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Bra Manufacturer Company ke
Chairman,
ki Annual Speech at Board
Meeting.
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Hum ne Last Year ‘Bra’ Mein, Daba
ke Munaafa Kamaya Hai..
Aur Iss Saal Business ko aage
bhadane ke liye,
Ab Hum ‘Panty’mein bhi Haath
dalenge..
Thank You..

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai!!
Socho
.
Socho
Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai

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Added 4 years ago

Kisi k paas ane me waqt lagta h
kisi ko apna banane me waqt
lagta h,
humne bahut pahle mangi thi
apki dosti,
par khuda ne kaha anmol cheez
pane me waqt lagta hai.

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