User: Ra.one

Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Pappu juice wale se :-
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Jaldi se juice de ladai hone
wali
hai....
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ek glass pine ke baad..
ek glass aur de ladai hone
wali
hai..
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woh bhi pene ke baad......
ek glass aur de jaldi ladai
hone
wali hai..
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juice wala :- kab hogi ladai?
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Pappu :- Jab tu paise
mangegaa !!

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Added 4 years ago

Cute proposal
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Girl:please close ur eyes 4 a
movment.
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Boy: Ok
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Girl:Andhera dikh raha hai
na
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Boy:yes
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Girl: That Is My Life Without
You...

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

What is a Girl????
Jo kisi shadi me jane se
pehle,
face wash
face stick
conceler
eye shadow mascara
eye liner
lipstick
lipgloss
lip pencil
face cream face powder
blush on
kaajal
nail polish
body spray
perfume Aur sath me heel
or accha sa
dress pehn ne ke bad,
apni frndz se kahe...
Arre yar jaldi-jaldi me kuch
kiya hi nhi.
& What a boy????
Jo shadi me jane se pehle
apne
dost ko call kr k puche,
"Oye nahana hai k nhi??"
Frnd rpld- Pagal hai??
Apni shadi thodi na hai.:D:D

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Pappu :"I love you. Mai
tumse bohot pyar karta
hoon
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Girl :"I am lesbian
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Pappu :"Lesbian Means ???
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Girl :"Jise ladkiyo mei
interest ho
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Pappu :"De Taali Me Bhi
Lesbian hu.. :O :-P

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th
Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant
Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu
Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta
Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye
Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai
Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai,
Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe
Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair
Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To
Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti
Hai “

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