User: Ra.one

Added 3 years ago

Twinkle Twinkle little
star,
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teri girl friend gayi
bazar,
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.
us ko mil gaya MAJNU
ka
pyar,
.
.
ab tu beth ker
makhiyan maaar.

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Passenger:-Tumne Mere Jeb
Me Hath Kyu Dala....??
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Pappu:- Mujhe Machis Chahiye
Thi.
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Pasenger:- Tum Mujhse Mang
Sakte The.
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Pappu:- Mai Ajnabi Se Baat Nhi Karta
Pappu Rock.. Passenger Shock

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Pappu class me gadha le aya
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Strict Maim :"Ise kyu leke aye
ho ???
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Pappu :"Maim aap hi to kehti hain
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K mai bade bade gadho ko insaan
bana
deti hu
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Lo ab bana kar dikhao.

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Wife To Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe
Ho
Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
.
Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam
Karne
Se
Pehle
Meetha Khaana Chahiye. .!

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Added 3 years ago

Meri zindagi mujhe ye bata,
Muje bhul kar tujhe kya mila ?

Meri hasrato ka hisaab de,
Dil tod kar tujhe kya mila….?

Tere chaar din ke pyaar se,
Muje umar bhar ka gum mila

Main toot kar bikhar gaya,
Muje tod kar tujhe kya mila ?

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