User: Ra.one

Added 4 years ago

Kisi ne hmse pucha cigarette q
peete ho tum.

kya ye pyaas bujhati h,
palatkar hmne kaha dil me ek

bewafa ki tasvir h,
ye dhire-dhire use jalati hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Teacher: Duniya me postman to
bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi
hoti?
Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti
hai!

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Added 4 years ago

PATI: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil
gayi !
PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata..

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Added 4 years ago

BF texting to his GF… Hey baby..
what’s up?
GF- Nothing much just washing
my BOOBS
BF- What!
GF- Yeah. They have become very
dirty.
People are all over them most of
the time ..
BF- What the hell..
GF- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry
baby!!!!
I meant BOOTS.. Damn this
Automatic dictionary is on!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Girlfriend: Ye kya? condom kaha
hai?
Boyfriend: Surprise, aaj bina
condom ke hi krenge,
Girlfriend: MC, agar 9 mahine
baad maine
Surprise dungi to lawde jaisi
shakal mat banana.

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