User: Ra.one

Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

A very very TRIPLE meaning
Example of
HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
Ladka dost se: Yaar maine apni
Girl Friend ko uski birthday
par apni behan ki nayi diamond
ring chori karke gift de di.
Dost (Thappad maar kar):
Kaminey, maine itni mehngi
kharidi thi.
Ladka: kutte marta kyun hai..
Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai.

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 3 years ago

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.
Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne
ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 3 years ago

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa
boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:
Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka
shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka
shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya
haramzada.

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye
zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA
DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki
sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche
ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.:D:D

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Ra.one Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me
ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko
apne Kisse sunati rahi,
Ke, Achanak Jija ne puchha:
Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum dono
miyan biwi ki tarah guzaaren.
Sali sharmate hue boli:
Ji, jaise aap ki marzi.
Jija: To chalo phir apni..
bak bak band karo aur mujhe
sone do.
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Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se?
Impossible…

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