User: aju3@smshungama

Added 4 years ago

Dangerous Dosti:
Main Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha:
"Where were you?"
Mine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."
Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya..
4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."
3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone dun Kya?"
1 ne to hadd hi Kar di aur Kaha
"Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"! ;-O
PITWA DIYA SAALO NE..!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Santa India Gate Pe Chilla Raha
Tha: " Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'
'Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'..
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Police Ne Use Peetna Shuru Kar
Diya Aur Bola Chal Thane Pm Ki
Insult Karta Hai..
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Santa:"mein To England Ke Pm Ko
Bol Raha Tha..
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Police Ne 2 Thappad Lagaye Aur
Bola: " Bewkoof Banata Hai, Kya
Hame Nahi Pata Kaun Sa PM Nikamma Hai..

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Added 4 years ago

Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.

Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?

Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye

Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.

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