User: Abhijit

Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi.

Girlfriend- Main to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga.

Vicky: Jab main chhota tha tab is ped par chadh jata tha.

Sonu: Kaise?

Vicky: Tab ye ped bhi chhota tha yaar.

Dost se dost kabhi khafa nahi hote,

Dil milkar kabhi juda nahi hote,

Bhula dena hamari khamiyon ko,

Kyon ki insaan kabi khuda nahi hota.

Har ek friend kamina hota hai


Fir bhi har ek friend jaruri hota hai



Chahe wo kitna bhi chidale firbhi dost dost hi hota hai

Teri ankhonko mein dub gaye ham


Ab kisiko na dekha karenge oh mere sanam

Ham toh ban gaye tere aashqi oh ham dam

Tu man ye na man teri marji sanam


Ham tujpe marte rahenge janam janam