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Added 4 years ago

करीना कपूर (खान) को लगता है नंबर 2 कुछ
ज्यादा ही पसंद है तभी तो वो "सिँघम 2" में आने
बाली हैं, "गोलमाल 2 (रिटर्न्स)" में आई थी और
सबसे ऊपर वो सैफ की बीबी नंबर 2 हैं !!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Sheela Aunty -Mujhe ch#do na.

Boy -nahi,Tum bahut moti ho.

Sheela aunty - Abe Bh#sdike, Chicken
ka maza Boti me.

Aur
Ch##t ka maza Moti Me..!

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Added 4 years ago

Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj
Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho,
Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.

”Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”

Santa: “To Kya Meri Gxand Se TMT Ka
Sariya Nikalwaogi?

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Added 4 years ago

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas
Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh
Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai. Aik
Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel
Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?” Dosri
Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti
Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka
Hai

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A girl sitting in examination hall with
sardar ji..
.
Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal
marloo..!
.
Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu

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