User: Akhilesh g.

Added 4 years ago

Ek haryanvi taau daaru piker kahi jaa rahe the. . .


tabhi achanak unka 10 ka note naali mai gir gaya


wo chillane lage : ya allah ! ya allah !

kisi ne pucha tum hindu hokr allah ko kyu yaad kr rahe ho


to unhone behad khubsurat jawab diya


taau : to kya 10 k note ke liye hanumaan ji ko naali mai gira du.

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Added 4 years ago

Delivery ke time

wife : god ladka hi ho

husband god ladki hi ho
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god : shut up !
chup karo tum dono confuse mat karo warna esa confuse item nikaluga ki tum roage our wo taali bajayega.

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Added 4 years ago

Hum Gujre Unki Gali Se Ajib Ittefak Tha. <('.')>


Uunhone Feka Humpe Fool,


Lekin Gamla Bhi Saath Tha.

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Added 4 years ago

Mandir Mai Phool Chada Kr Aaye To Ye Ahsas Hua Ki...
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Pattharo Ko Manane Mai Phoolo Ka Katal Kr Aaye Hum,
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Gaye The Gunaho Ki Mafi Mangne,
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Vaha Ek Our Gunah Kr Aaye Hum. (":^:")

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