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Added 4 years ago

Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he JAAN JAANU ya SWEETU.

usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe

likha aa raha tha MURGA NO.-5 calling

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Added 4 years ago

Ajit: Robert, is aadmi ko legao aur iske jhangiye me time bomb laga do.

Robert: kyon boss?

Ajit: Abe, na rahegi jaan aur na rahegi jhangiya.

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Added 4 years ago

Robert and Ajit going in a ship
suddenly there is a hole in the ship.....

robert: ab kya hoga boss?
ajit: ek aur hole kardo !

robert: magar kyon boss?
ajit: ek hole par 'in' likho aur doosre par 'out'!

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Added 4 years ago

America mein WAAR

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Ajit: Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!

Ajit: Arre ulloo!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR

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Added 4 years ago

Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

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