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Added 3 years ago

Golu:Yaar,teri car purani dikh rahi hai,ise painting karwado.
Dholu:Main bhi yahin soch raha tha.
Golu:Chal,paas mei ek furnishing shop hai,waha le chal.
Dholu:Pagal ho gaya hai kya,furnishing shop mei car painting kaun karega.
Golu:Karega na.
Dholu:Kaun
Golu:Carpenter,hahahahah..

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Added 3 years ago

Father: Main Nahi chahta ki Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 GADHE k saath Guzare.

Boyfrnd: Bas Uncle, isiliye to Main Use Yahan se le Jane Aaya hu..

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Added 3 years ago

Kal Rat Chand bola-
Tumhara Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi bhejta
Tum b mat bheja kro
Mai gusse se bola-
Oye!
Tamiz se baat kar
Koi-koi dost
Gareeb B hote h.

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Added 3 years ago

Petrol Pump Attendant: Saab,
Kitne ka daaloon?
Me: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar
spray kar de bhai..
Aag lagani hai.

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Added 3 years ago

When Does A Friend
Become A Best Friend?
When His Dialouge,
"I C A R E F O R U"
Converts Into
"I Will Kill U If U Don't Care For Me"

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