User: $LALIT$

$LALIT$ Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

1st Boy:Yar larkion ko“I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2nd boy:Mandir
1st Boy:woh kyun?
2nd boy:kyun k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

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$LALIT$ Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar:Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kyun has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.!

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Added 6 years ago

Kal na hum honge na koi gila hoga.
Sirf simti hui yado ka silsila hoga.
Jo lamhe hai chalo haskar bita le.
Na Jane kal zindgi ka kya faisla hoga.

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$LALIT$ Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Baap: Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman Hain. . . .
Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar ke Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota pappa

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Added 6 years ago

I Like the Girl Who Cheated Me,
In the name of love.Bcoz She Is My Guide,
Who Instructed That Don't Believe Girls in Name of Love.

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