User: Sagar

Sagar Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.



Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

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Sagar Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Ek ladka apne dost ka accidnt hone pr use turant hospitl le gya.
Vahan pohochne pr doctr ne bola .

Srry hm isse nai bacha paye
Agr aap 1 ghnte phle leyae hote to zrur bach jate.

Boy: sale harami 15 min. Phle to accidnt hua hai...
:)

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Sagar Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Before marriage in dabangg
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sonakshi ke nain : TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN. . .
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after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke nain: DAGABAJ RE HAYE TORE NAINA BADE DAGABAJ RE. . .
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MORAL: shadi ke baad acche accho ki bhi ankhe khul jati hai. :David

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Sagar Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Teacher: Batao Ganga kaha se nikalti hai aur kaha ja ke milti hai ?
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Pappu: Sir Ganga school ke bahane gharse nikal kar mandir ke piche Rahul se milti hai :P
Teacher Shocked
Pappu Rocked.. :).

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Sagar Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

2 snakes on FB chat:
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Snake1: fusss
Snake 2 : fusss
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Snake1: fusss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss
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Snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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Snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aaya hai...

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