User: Viren dhakad

Added 5 years ago

Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai,
Ladkiyan::
Meri Lo Na,
Meri Akeli Ki Lo,
Ye Meri Frnd Hai,
Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo.
Khade Khade Lena.

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Added 5 years ago

A student attached 1000 Rs note
to his exam answer sheet &
wrote :
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the
balance"...

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Added 5 years ago

Teacher: murgiyo ki tange choti qhoti hai
batao?

Studnt: sir agar murgiyo ki tange lambi huyi toh Ande gir kar toot jayenge na. :D :P

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Added 5 years ago

Agar aap kahi ja rahe he.
Aur
"kala kutta"
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
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kala kutta b kahi jaa rha he:o

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Added 5 years ago

Santa : dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha..

Banta : ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.

Santa : Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,

Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. .

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