User: Viren dhakad

Added 5 years ago

Teacher-Tere Papa Kya Karte Ha..

Santa-Sir,Wo HDFC ke Malik He. .

Teacher-Wah wah,

HDFC Bank.! .

Santa-Nahi Sir,

Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center.

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Added 5 years ago

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina.

Boy2.Oh! I know her.

Boy1:How?

Boy2:v were caught sleeping together.

Boy1:What the hell?

Boy2.during lecture in maths class.

Think ve:)

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Added 5 years ago

What is a girlfriend?

Russian : A cigrate when finished drop it. .

Irish : A bottle of Wine when emptybreak it. .

Santa : An Audio Cassette when side A is finished

use side B. .

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Added 5 years ago

N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand dayi
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anandmoyi Maa Nav Durga bless u.

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Added 5 years ago

Maa durga apko 9 bhujao se
1-bal
2-buddhi
3-aishwarya
4-sukh
5-swasthya
6-daulat
7-abhijeet
8-nirbhikta
9-sampannta pradan kare
JAI MATA DI

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