User: Viren dhakad

Added 5 years ago

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he.
(Sattaak...)
Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliyetuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)
Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...):-) jo samaj gaya thoko like

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Added 5 years ago

Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe road se duur chalna chayi tha.....
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Patient: abay salle Kon sa road?
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Me to park me leta huaa tha..

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Added 5 years ago

SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua?
BANTA-Hospital me aur tu.
Snta-Jungle me!
Bnta-kaise?
Snta-Meri pregnent maa
Ko 2 daaku jungle le gye
Aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI NIKAL

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Added 5 years ago

Tchr-"Pooja Ne Ghass Khayi.."
Iska Future Tense Batao?

Snta-Bahut Der Sochne k Bad.
Pooja KaL Dhoodh Degi.!

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Added 5 years ago

1 admi santa k beta se puchta h.
Beta papa ghar me h?
Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola,
Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h.
Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.

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