User: Viren dhakad

Added 5 years ago

Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya
Banta: Saali Characterless Thi,
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur
Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.

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Added 5 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Ke Sapne Mein Bhagwan Ji
Aate Hai Woh Santa Se Puchte Hai.
Bhagwan Ji Bole Kya Chahiye?
Santa:Mere Pass Paison Se Bhara Bag Ho,
Job Ho, Ek Badi Si Gaadi Ho,
Jismein Khub Saari Khubsurat Ladkiya Ho,
Bhagwan Ji:Tathastu
Aur Aaj Santa Girl’s Collage Ki,
Bus Ka Conductor Hai.

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Added 5 years ago

santa 2 shopkeeper

santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...

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Added 5 years ago

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aaye Biwi ne kaha:" MEHMANO KE LIYE JAKAR BAHAR SE KUCH LE AAO.."
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Santa bahar gaya

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TAXI le aaya.. What an IDEA sir ji..

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Added 5 years ago

Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo
hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi
thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik

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