User: Viren dhakad

Added 5 years ago

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join
Police force n gt good job in a good software
company nd work as lawyer n construct big
buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

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Added 5 years ago

Rajnikant ka 1 rupya balcony se gir gya.
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Rajnikant niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila!
kyo?
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kyuki Rajnikant
1 rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya..

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Added 5 years ago

Beet gayi taro wali sunhari raat ,
Yaad aayi fir wahi pyarisi baat ,
khusiyon se har pal ho aapki mulakaat,
Isliye muskura ke karna din ki shuruaat...
Good Morning...

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Added 5 years ago

Palka De Kone Vich Toote Sare Khawab,
Sade To Ni Hunda Hanjuya Da Ae Hisab,
Reh Gayi Adhuari Ho Na Saki Puri,
Pathjar Je De Mauson Vich Aasi Labde Rahe Bhar,
Ae Hi Si Saadi Love Story Mere Yar,
Ae Hi Si Saadi Love Story Mere Yaar..

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Added 5 years ago

Santa-tumne baal itne chote-2 kyo katwaye
Banta-nayi ke pass 3 rupe khulle ni the.


To mene kha 3 rupe ke or kaat de

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