User: Viren dhakad

Added 5 years ago

Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida

Santa:Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai, Wo De
Dukandar:Iske Sath Gift Nhi Hai

Santa:Saale Ispe Likha Hai "DANDRUF.F FREE"!

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Added 5 years ago

SanTa- Miss kya aap mujhe
raat ko call kar rahi thi.?
Teacher- Nahi to.
SanTa- Kamaal hai.! subah
mere mobile pe Likha tha-
MISS CALL.

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Added 5 years ago

Santa ne JOB K 1st day Computr
pe 11 ghante guzare
Boss khusi se- Gud Aaj kya kiya
SaNTA- Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche
lgi thi wo sahi kr di

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Added 5 years ago

Santa Gusse Me:-
Waiter!

Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.?

Waiter:Sahab,
Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai?

Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....

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Added 5 years ago

Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha.

kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola:

Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho

to 1 kilo de do.

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