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Added 6 years ago

God:What do you want?
Boy:A very beautiful girl!
God:If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina,if you are a hindu I will give you
Kareena,if you are a christian I will give you Genilia,what's ur name?
Boy:Abdul Vijay Fernandes.
God:Rakhi Sawant de saale ko.Bahut over smart ban rhah:)

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Added 6 years ago

Unke ehsaas ko apni saanso se
jaan lete hai,
Har ibadat me unhi ka naam lete
hai,
Sochte hai unhe yaad na kre.
Bas isi tarah roz dil ka imtihaan
lete hai..

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Added 6 years ago

Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the.

Bhagwan: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.

Yamraj: Hostel wale hain. Saale kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain.

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Added 6 years ago

Aasman me bahut se sitare the.
aapke bhi bahut chahne wale the.
hum bhi gaye jail aapke sath kyuki aapke chori ke mobile me sabse
Zyada sms hamare the

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Added 6 years ago

Nind Ne Ankho Se Jo Palko Ko Uthaya He
Koi He Jo Dilko Bahut Yaad Aya He
Wese To Yad apki Roz Hi Aati He
Lkin Aj To Jese Tufan Simat Aaya He.

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