User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh
deti hai
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish hai
mushkil waqt me saath de
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Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh
faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///

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Added 6 years ago

Zindagi Ka 1st Kapda NAPPY,
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Usme Jeb Nahi.
Aur Last Kapda KAFAN,
Sala Usme Bhi jeb Nahi..
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To Zindagi bhar jeb Bharne k liye itni Mehnat kyu...??
Just enjoy Life...:))

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Added 6 years ago

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha
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Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai
To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”
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Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par
Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”
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Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??
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Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska ChumbanUsko Wapis De Do....:P

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Added 6 years ago

100% Toofani joke
3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile...
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke
Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye
Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin
Thhe...
Toh
Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka l
Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-
Baari
Bajayaa..;-P :-D

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Added 6 years ago

Usse bichdne ke
Bad me to
marne hi wala
tha ki..
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yaad aaya uski
saheli ne bhi
to number diye the.
tab jaan me jaan aai.

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