User: Santosh Gupta

Added 4 years ago

ek aadmi ko raste me chirag
mila.....
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usne use rgda...
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boom...
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boom,,...
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blast hua aur wo mar gaya,......
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moral...
'' kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....;)

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Added 4 years ago

A nursry boy proposes a girl:

Boy-I LOVE U

Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke

Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!

Badi aayi thappad marne wali .

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Added 4 years ago

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!
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Bf ki soch : ye Petrol
Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai? :P :D:D

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Added 4 years ago

Father: Raat tum peeke room mein gir gaye the.
Son: Kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
6 dost
6 bottle
Aur saale 5 peete nahi the..

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Added 4 years ago

girl--->jab saavan aata hai teri yad
aati hai...
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jab badal chhate hai teri yad aati hai.
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jab bunde girti hai.teri yad aati hai.
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.boys--->kamini ­ taane mat de pata
hai tera chaata dena hai.

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