User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

Ek angrej gaun me chalta kahi ja raha tha..
raste me ek aurat se takra gaya so angrej ne aurat se kaha. " Sorry for that "
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Uss aurat ne angrej ko ek thappad mara aur kaha
Kaminey ek to takarate ho upar se kahe te ho saree phar de.! :O :P =D:D
angrez Shocked. :D

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Added 6 years ago

Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

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Added 6 years ago

Solid Insult :( :P
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
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Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?:P

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Added 6 years ago

Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain.. :P:D

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Added 6 years ago

EK Ladki Ne Stage Pe Aa K Dance Kia To Sab larko Ne Tali Bajai, aur fir
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Us Ne Sub Kuch Utar k Dance Kia To Kisi Ne Tali Nahi Bajai,
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Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti
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.1 hath sab logon ne ankhon pr rakh lia tha Lekin .
mere dosto EK bar phir apki gandi soch ko 21 topon ki salami dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz...........

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