User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

College ke peechey nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha.
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Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Huey bhaaga.
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KAL Chhutti HAI.
Kal Chhutti Hai.

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Added 6 years ago

Hsband-G krta h k tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.
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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge ya kbhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!:-D

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Added 6 years ago

Principal: Apne Bachhe Ko Zara Tameez Sikhaao
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PARENT: Kya Hua Sir......??
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Principal: Aplication Form K SEX Waale Column Mein Likha Hai,
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"Kabhi Mauka Hi Nahi Mila":P=D

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Added 6 years ago

@~SERIOUS JOKE~@
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Ladkiya Dusri Ladkiyo Ko Gift Mein
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Perfumes,
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Ear Rings,
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Jeans,
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Tops
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Ya Choclates Deti Hai.
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Aur Ladke
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Socho?
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Nai pata?
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“Ye Le Ladki Ka Number, Bas Mera
Naam
Nahi Ana Chahiye“
:-P :-D ;-)

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Added 6 years ago

1st Benchers : Paper tough
tha, par 95 to pakke
hain..
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2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek
Question to fir bhi reh hi
gaya.. =/
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3rd Benchers : Pass ho
jaunga.. bas itna pata hai !!
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4th Benchers : Waat lag
gayi yaar.. main to pakka
fail hun.. =/
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Last Benchers : "Abe Paper
ko maar goli, Madam kya
maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha
paper ko dekhu ya madam
ko.."
back benchers alws
rockzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz

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