User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

7 Sachchai Duniya Ki
1) Apki Aankhe Apke Jisam Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nahi Dho Sakte!
2) Aap Apne Baal Nahi Gin Sakte!
3) Aapki Zubaan Aapke Saare Daanto Ko Nahi Chhu Sakti!
4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge!
5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Kyunki Aapki Zuban Aapke Saare Daanto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai!
6) Aap Hans Rahe Ho Kyunki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho!
7) Aap Ise Aage Copy Karoge Kyunki
Aap Maza Lena Chahte Ho Dusro Ko Bewkuf Banakar..

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Added 6 years ago

Dear boys -
Facebook is not real life.. Never trust
anybody on fb..
Hum ladke itne emotional hote hai.. Ki
agar fb pe kisi ladki
ne galti se bhi baat karli..
To din raat usi ke sapne dekhte
rahte hai.. Par dukh tab hota hai. . Jab
pata chalta hai..
Kamini fake hai..
So emotions ko dalo khadde me..
Flirt karo khush raho..
:-D :-P

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Added 6 years ago

Hostel student to his frnd:- "yaar dhoka
ho gya Dhoka" ;-(
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Frnd:- kya ho gaya...??
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Student:- "yar ghar se books k liye
paise
mangvaaye the,
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gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... :O:P
=D :

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Added 6 years ago

BAHU ke 25 affairs sun ke sasur mar gaya
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15 boyfriends sun ker shohar margaya
magar saas chup rhi
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Socho kyu?
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KYUKI SAAS BHI KBHI BAHU TH!! :):)

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Added 6 years ago

Read must :p
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Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi :- 40 lakh :-) :D

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