User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

Sir- Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta hai?
Boy- Hathi
Sir- Nalayak, Tera baap kya karta hai?.
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Boy- Chhota Rajan ke gang me shooter hai !!
Sir- Shabash, Hathi sahi jawab hai:) !:D

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Added 6 years ago

"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye." xD xP

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Added 6 years ago

Friendship is not about
i am sory" Its about "abe teri galti he
Its nt about
where r u" ? Its abt "kaha mar gaya saale".
Its not about
i understand" Its abt "sab teri vajah se hua he manhus
Its not abt
"i care 4 u" Its abt "kamino tumhe chhod ke kaha jaunga
Its not abt
i am happy 4 your success" Its abt"chal party de saale kanjus
Its nt about
"i love that grl" Its about "kamino izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi he.

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Added 6 years ago

Chhod Diye Wo kaam
JinKe Galat The Anjaam.
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Ab Kuch Din Nek Kaamo Mein Bitayenge,
Or SaAWAN Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladkiya Ptayenge.
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/~ Hat jao.
/\ Mandir Jane do... :P

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Added 6 years ago

Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?
Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H
Snta-Q?
Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.

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