User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,
dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.
SINGER to mar gaya. .

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Added 6 years ago

Read Must :D =D
Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga.!
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Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
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Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga
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Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye...??
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Girl:-- Dimag ki maa behan mat kar, Apney Dost Ka Number de.. :/:D =D :P

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Added 6 years ago

A Senior Student During
Ragging Says: On
Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife
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Junior Students reply: Ok Fine
Sir
But I’m Going To Marry Ur
Sister!”.. :O
=P :D =D

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Tags: Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Height of innocence :-
Ek ladki ne blue film last tak dekhi..,
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kyunki usko laga ki
ladka end me ladki se shaadi bhi karega.!" xD

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Added 6 years ago

Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi…!!! xD

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