User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi.


Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

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Added 6 years ago

Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho
toh..,
socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise
honge. . .
yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI
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KAAT KHANA sathiya
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agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo
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main KUTIYA tere aangan ki
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ye KUTTA kya kahlata h
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Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h
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AFSAR KUTIYA
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D.O.G
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Is KUKUR ko kya naam du.
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Bde kutte lgte h
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Kutta aur kutiya hum
.
Dance KUKURIYA dance
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Pavitra Piliya
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Kutiya vadhu
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Bhauq ke aaja
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KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:)

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Added 6 years ago

Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam
Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam
Aur agar aapka “Mobile" aapki
"Biwi" ya
"GF" ke
haath aaya to aap "Khatam." :D

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Added 6 years ago

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..:P :D

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Added 6 years ago

BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir - To phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho?
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BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI..... :P

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