User: Santosh Gupta

Added 6 years ago

Adam khor baap-beta shikaar pe gaye.

Ek patli si aurat ko dekh kar beta: Papa isey kha lein....??
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Baap: Nahi is se hum dono ka pait nahin bhareyga
Aage gaye to ek moti aurat nazar aai
.
Beta: Papa isse kha len...??
Baap: Nahin, iss me fats bohat hain, cholesterol barh jayega
Bhook se nidhal bacche ko ek bohat pretty ladki nazar aai
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Beta: Papa ye bilkul theek hai isse kha lete hain
Baap: Nahi beta
isse ghar le jaate hain or Teri Mummy ko kha lete hain :P =D :-D

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Added 6 years ago

Girl demanded 4 ice-cream.
Boy purchsed it.
Girl: thnk u.
Boy: sirf thnk u..?
Girl:U want kiss na?
Boy: Are romance ki bhuki ladki.. Aadhi icecream de pehle!

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Added 6 years ago

ArZ KiYa Hai:
MoHaBBat Ke
RaSte Me
HaR WaQt
DaRd MiLeGa..
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Mai SocH RaHa Hu Es RaSte Pe
Ek HoSPiTaL KhoL Lu
KhuB CHaLeGa!!:x:p

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Added 6 years ago

.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
,
,
,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.:xD

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Added 6 years ago

Collage days...
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TV- 3 ghanta
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PC- 2 ghanta
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SONA- 12 ghanta
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Khelna - 2 ghanta
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Dost- 2 ghanta
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GF/BF- 3 ghanta
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Aur padhai
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!!!GHANTA!!!..: ... :-D

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